NEWSIE

THE NEWS ROOM COMPUTER

My Shift Is 24 / 7  -----  watznews@watz.com 
Newsie, the WATZ news room computer is responsible for news produced here at WATZ, despite what Bruce Or April say. 
Newsie says, "Without me, local news would cease to exist. Do I ever get recognition? NO! Those darn humans can only think of themselves. Sometimes, just for fun, I like to go crazy...and feud with my neighbor...known as THE DOS, and prohibit any print activity he may try to do in a given day." Newsie adds, "DOS is not pictured here, because he's not special, like me. I AM SO BEAUTIFUL...look how shiny my screen is..." 
Newsie comes from a long line of CPU's, being a direct descendent of the 386 and Pentium II class. She enjoys paper jam sessions, corrupting files, losing data, looking at WATZ news web pages and long walks on the beach. 
 
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