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NEWSIE
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THE NEWS ROOM
COMPUTER
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| My Shift
Is 24 / 7 ----- watznews@watz.com |
| Newsie, the WATZ news room computer is
responsible for news produced here at WATZ, despite what Bruce Or April say. |
| Newsie says,
"Without me, local news would cease to exist. Do I ever get recognition?
NO! Those darn humans can only think of themselves. Sometimes, just for fun, I
like to go crazy...and feud with my neighbor...known as THE DOS, and prohibit
any print activity he may try to do in a given day." Newsie adds,
"DOS is not pictured here,
because he's not special, like me. I AM SO BEAUTIFUL...look how shiny my screen
is..." |
| Newsie
comes from a long line of CPU's, being a direct descendent of the 386 and
Pentium II class. She enjoys paper jam sessions, corrupting
files, losing data, looking at WATZ news web pages and long walks on the beach.
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